I've been stuck trying to think about what to write, as my faithful (hopefully) readers are champing at the bit for something new, brilliant, witty, and utterly me.
So many things, and yet nothing at all.
Kinda weird.
Yet, that's what makes musicians (and writers and actors and other artists) who and what we are.
Above everything else, we're weirdos.
Societal misfits.
Not exactly cut from the same cloth as so many people seemingly are. We'd never make it in the 9-5, 2 weeks a year off, grind like most folks do.
Of course, we give up things like health care and home ownership in the process, but so be it. To us (to me, anyways) it's sort of a fair trade. We get to do what we do (and let's face it, I don't know what you do to get by, but I'm sure you do it better than anyone else) and that's that.
Sometimes, though, the work involved in being a musician (artist, et al) actually makes me kinda lazy. Right now, I have a lot to do, a lot to be done, and yet I feel very inclined to do none of it.
Things like sending emails to festival coordinators. Reminders to "fans" that there are shows coming up. Adding people to various "lists".
Practicing (ahem.)
It's so easy to NOT practice. Jeez.
A luxury and a curse, being among the self/un-employed.
Weirdos are we.
At least we're in good company though. David Bowie is certainly a weirdo. Ditto for Jackson Pollock. James Brown, too.
Michael Jackson was definitely a weirdo.
Bob Dylan has created an entire genre of music. It's not rock, it's not blues, it's not folk. He was given a Pulitzer Prize in a category created just for him because he didn't fit in any single category, and if anyone deserves to "win" a Pulitzer, it's Dylan.
Weirdo.
So where am I going with this?
Oh, yeah. What to do with the time in my struggle for blogging ideas. Well, it's very simple. Since we are the lowest paid of public servants (of course we are, in the truest sense), I suggest that we all make our own salad dressing. I saw an article (an entire article! Can you friggin' believe it?) in today's Sun-Times espousing the virtues of DIY salad dressing. It actually saves you a lot of bread. I encourage you to do it. I've been doing it for years.
Did he just give advice about salad dressing?
Weirdo.
So it goes...
Wednesday, July 8, 2009
The Weirdo Club
Friday, May 29, 2009
Short Burst Series- Crimes of Corruption

So, yet ANOTHER Chicago Alderman is being charged with what I like to call "crimes of corruption."
According to today's Chicago Sun-Times, "Ald. Isaac "Ike" Carothers (29th) was charged Thursday with fraud and bribery for allegedly accepting $40,000 in home improvements and other gifts from a politically connected developer, but he has been cooperating with the feds since April 2008, according to court papers."
Great.
So it goes...
Monday, May 18, 2009
Life (and Racism) in Music- Takin' it to the Streets

A long time ago, in what, at this point, seems like another lifetime (it actually was), I was a street musician.
One of the best summers of my life.
I was 19 years old (with ways just like a baby child) and in college. I had no money. I had no real gig. I had no real experience. I was underage (although I'd been working the clubs since I was 18).
I wasn't really that good yet, either.
Just like everybody, in the beginning.
I knew this guy who was (is) a saxophone player. Beau Barry is (was) his name. We had a mutual friend who was a blues singer, L.C. Walker (RIP), and had done a few cheap-0 gigs together, as was the case most of the time in those days.
Meaning cheap-o gigs.
Beau supplemented his career (supported it, really) by performing on the street (sure beats selling drugs. Or junk bonds.) Or at Wrigley Field. Or in the subway on the platform. Essentially, he would go wherever there was likely to be large groups of people. That makes, uh, sense, right?
(It sure beats selling drugs. Or junk bonds.)
Large groups of people.
At some point in our relationship, he suggested I join him. He said that it was very good for your chops. Lot's of playing.
Pretty decent dough (you haven't lived till you've brought home $200 worth of quarters) too.
However, ahem ahem, it would take roughly 4-6 hours to make that kind of coin (get it? Coin? I slay me sometimes.) Also, it was a sax/drums duo, so it was very unusual. No bass. No chordal instruments. New territory for both of us, frankly.
In order to play for 4-6 hours, you need a lot of stamina, perseverance, and patience. You also need material. Any working musician knows that a large repertoire requires a lot of practicing and learning. Since we were playing 4-6 hours, and doing the cheap-o gigs, that didn't leave much time for practicing. Meaning on our own time in a room by ourselves. So where do you practice?
While you're on the street, working, of course.
Look, a street musician's audience is mostly transient. Kind of like a prostitute (but without the nasty diseases.) They walk up to you, they may or may not stop to listen, they may or may not drop a ducket in the bucket. Sometimes (and for Beau and me it was often, because we kicked ass, after a while) people would eagerly gather around and we'd have an actual crowd. That was always a ton of fun. People of all ages, races, religions, creeds, and colors. Exactly what you would expect in a major, supposedly international, city (that's really where this is going. Patience.)
The people, however, DO move on sooner, rather than later.
Even when they dig it.
The point is that there is a point where you run out of material. So what do you do? You play tunes many times a day. You play it over and over, tweaking and refining it. The musical freedom you are allowed on the street is like nowhere else. No band leader, no club owner, no booking agency to pay off, nothing like that. You're not even asked to draw your audience.
The ultimate DIY (read: the American Way.)
And it's music, the one true international language. If people like it, they pay. Or not. It's not a requirement. If people don't like it, they don't pay. Or maybe they do anyways (like I said, the American Way.)
We kept playing our limited-yet-growing material over and over. We're better off for having done that.
We were also required, as street performers still are, to purchase a license (the city ALWAYS gets her cut). So the city, one would assume, considers this a legitimate line of work, right?
Yeah, right.
In the Sun-Times last week, Chicago Alderman Brendan Reilly (42nd) introduced an ordinance in the City Council to curtail the already very-limited freedom of street musicians. He's claimed that, "Street performer noise comes up at literally every condo association I address."
"Imagine a boom-boom-boom for six hours outside your window. If you're trying to work, it sounds as if they're playing their instruments in your office. And it's tremendously disruptive . . . on residents."
Condo associations.
Trust fund babies.
Credit card hippies.
Investment bankers.
Chicago is allegedly an international city. So they say, anyways. The Mayor has been selling us out to obtain the 2016 Olympics to solidify that fact (we'll be right up there with Lillehammer, Norway, no doubt.)
One of the things that defines an international city is a fairly large population. Meaning a lot of people.
Meaning a lot of noise.
If you want peace and quiet and space and alienation from the rest of society, then you move to the country.
Or the suburbs.
You DON'T move into a downtown condo on Michigan Ave. That makes you just as annoying as the people who move next door to the airport and then complain that there is too much air traffic.
The good Alderman also cites the "criminal element" of street performers, particularly and specifically, the "bucket boys."
You know who they are. The kids who play drums on plastic buckets. Kind of like a drum corps for a college football team. Just less formal. They're (for the most part, anyways) pretty good, too. Believe it or not, it is a talent and a skill to play the same rhythms with the same stick patterns (including the twirling of the sticks and other show-biz tricks) among a group of people.
Besides, with the domination of American Idol, and things like that in our society, how can any form of musical entertainment not be considered legit?
"There is a criminal element. Some crews use their performance merely as a distraction to lure unsuspecting tourists. And there are people in those crews who are tasked with reaching into people's shopping bags, purses or wallets to make off with their valuables," Reilly said, noting some drummers have "lengthy criminal records."
Ok, point taken. Sometimes the (often quality) performance is a ruse in order to accomplish a bigger scam.
Are you listening AIG? Or Enron? Or the Investment Banking Industry? Or Bernie Madoff? Or George W. Bush?
Or Mayor "I razed Meigs Field in the middle of night under the cover of darkness with no witnesses or the press. So what?" Daley and the rest of the Chicago City Council?
Did I mention that the Bucket Boys are generally young black kids?
So it goes...
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photo credit: Richard A. Chapman/Sun-Times
Friday, March 20, 2009
Rent-A-Cop
The Sun-Times, today, ran a headline saying, "Rent-A-Cops to the Rescue." The headline goes on to say that a couple of aldermen on the Far South Side "want to give private security guards the power to write tickets".
Alderman Anthony Beale (9th) said, "It gives the community more control over illegal activity. Police are there to serve and protect. If we can give them some extra help to serve and protect, that's a win-win for everybody."
Everybody that's on the receiving end of the city payroll, that is.
Selling off yet another part of the city.
Just another example of fascism. We already see it at the airport (it's only a matter of time before O'hare gets sold off too), the benchmark standard for the illusion of security, overseen by TSA rent-a-cops. They're running the metal detectors, x-ray machines, eyeball scans, etc.
Eyeball scans? You gotta be kidding me. Who the hell would do that?
TSA workers are mainly minimum wage workers with little education and often-times shaky backgrounds. Not exactly an attractive combination.
Hmmm. Let's see. Overworked, underpaid, un-motivated. Yep, I feel safe. It already pisses me off that they feel that they have the right to treat you like a chump using "national (in)security" as their justification. God forbid that you should SAY anything during your hassles, lest you want the ol' "up your nose with a rubber hose."
I'm assuming that the rent-a-cops from the private security firm that would get this contract are not trained like cops. I'm guessing that their background checks will be minimal, and so will their pay. They will, however, be given a dose of power that could be detrimental and set a very bad precedent.
(Isn't the city broke, by the way? Who pays for it. Oh, yeah, right. The taxpayer. My mistake. My government can't give me health care, but they'll supply mall cops. Yippee.)
This amounts to nothing more than vigilante justice; gang mentality; Lord of the Flies and all that. Jimi Hendrix said that the only way to know peace is when "the power of love overcomes the love of power."
This is not the direction for our society to be moving in.
So it goes...
Wednesday, March 18, 2009
Short Burst Series- Police Brutality
More police brutality in the news, today, it seems.
According to the Chicago Sun-Times, the beleaguered Chicago Police Superintendent, Jody Weis, was given a vote of "no confidence" by almost 200 out of 11,000 cops under the rank of sergeant. A small, but mighty number to be sure.
The paper said morale was low and implied that perhaps he won't last more than a year on the job.
Ouch.
Brutal.
So it goes...
Saturday, March 7, 2009
Police Brutality- continued
Another person was killed by police, yesterday. During a traffic stop.
I don't know any of the facts, except for what I read in today's Sun-Times. I wouldn't be surprised if the kid's mom was arrested, too, just for birthing him.
Why does this only (ok, usually) happen on the south side of our town?
So it goes...
Thursday, March 5, 2009
Just say "Whoa": an update
And the ball starts rolling...
This is from today's Chicago Sun-Times:
"People suffering from cancer, AIDS and other diseases could turn to marijuana for pain relief under a plan approved Wednesday by an Illinois House committee despite claims that it would be a step toward legalizing pot."
Of course, there is the typical, conservative dissent in the article as well:
"Rep. Patricia Bellock (R-Hinsdale) said the bill raises serious questions. Will it be misused by people who don't really have a medical need for marijuana? Would it open the door to outright legalization of pot use in Illinois?"
Sheesh, can't you come up with something original? Something? Anything? Hello, is this thing on?
I, personally, believe that "the No. 1 drug that introduces young people to other drugs," is probably the dreaded cigarette, (not the dreaded weed) which is legal, and heavily taxed. In fact, tobacco tax revenue is something that this country is very addicted to, smokers and non-smokers alike. So many things that are paid for by tobacco.
So it goes...
